Maya, the optometrist.

I got 2 pairs of glasses like 3 or so years ago and I never ever wore the one pair because they never fit my head (plus, soon after I got them I realized they looked like SpongeBob's glasses). I never bothered to take them in to get them fixed. But a few months ago, the arm of the other pair just spontaneously fell off-it was the weirdest thing, I was just bending over and it just fell right off. I've been stuck with glasses that fall off my head if I even nod my head yes. So anyway, this morning (I guess it could now be called yesterday morning), I woke up to Maya asking me if I wanted my glasses and then Lydia freaking out saying, "Oh no! She's bending them!" So I popped up and I tried them on and poof, they fit! (Crooked, but they fit!) I was astounded. I could probably do a handstand in them and not have them fall off. Hooray for Maya, she saved the day. But I still think I look like SpongeBob.
And P.S. I actually took that picture of me before I found the one of SpongeBob. Maybe those glasses invoke that expression.
Ok, off to bed.